I Dare You Not To Laugh


I have a simple challenge for you: don’t laugh.                  

How To Build The Ultimate Office Fort


As you get older and become a man,  there’s certain things you grow out of. Saturday morning cartoons. Hide and seek. Pants. But one thing we never grow out of as men is our desire to build. Build motherfuckin’ forts. As a kid, a fort was a place of infinite wonder — a hall of […]

Axelle Despiegelaere: Everything You Need To Know (And See)

Axelle Despiegelaere

Sexy Belgian Soccer Fan Spotted At World Cup Signs Modeling Deal with L’Oreal For those of you who don’t know Axelle Despiegelaere, you’re about to. For those of you who watched the Belgians play during the World Cup, chances are you’re already familiar with Despiegelaere, whether you knew it or not. She was the gorgeous fan […]

Boy Scout’s Guide To Reattaching Your Penis


So you’ve somehow gotten yourself into a situation where your penis has been severed. Don’t panic. Your soldier can be saved. Medicine has come a long way since the 1989 John and Lorena Bobbitt incident that brought national attention to penile severance. We have the technology. We can rebuild him. Just follow these steps and […]

Top 10 List: The Dumbest Feminists


Feminism. It’s not a new term, but in the last year, it’s exploded into a fiery blaze of misunderstood philosophy, bickering and general stupidity. Feminism itself is a nebulous term — what makes a feminist? What makes an anti-feminist? It’s a blurry line, further blurred by idiots on both sides. I’m all for feminism — […]

The 10 Hottest Teachers That Had Sex With Their Students


Ten Sexy Teachers That Can Put Me In Detention Any Time. These are the kind of sizzling babes that Van Halen wrote about when they were wailing away in the 80s. Ready to get hot for teacher? Read on. 1. Amy McElhenny Amy McElhenney was indicted back in 2006 in Denton County, Texas, for having […]

Top 5: Celebrity Sex Tapes (#4 will make you pop)


1. Paris Hilton Every male of pubescent age in the early 00s is sure to know this one. Also known by the supremely clever moniker “1 Night In Paris” (get it?), this relic of the Camcorder Age is truly a wonderful sight to behold for anyone looking for a dose of nostalgia. Although Ms. Hilton’s […]

How to Get Hot Girls to Come To Your Orgy


Over the years, I’ve attended many an orgy. Some have occurred spontaneously, the result of spur-of-the-moment, alcohol-induced, hormone-coerced decision making. These I call the “unprofessional” orgy. The kind that comes about organically, rising from the primordial stew of desire, slipping through the haze of martini sweat. I’ve been involved in a few of those, and […]

How To Get A Free Happy Ending


I remember my first happy ending. It was about as happy an ending as a Kubrick film. All excited to be getting my first ever rub-n-tug, 23-year-old me waited in the massage room, a barren cubicle with a concrete mattress and walls of paper. Then my masseuse came in, and the excitement drained out of […]

The 3 Biggest Badasses In History

jack church

You’re Not An Alpha. These Guys Are. You think you’re an alpha? Well, you’re not. The early 20th century was possibly the best time for men – an era filled with true alphas. This was a time where men were men – powerful, confident, honest and full of integrity. All of these qualities come as […]