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Sexy Belgian Soccer Fan Spotted At World Cup Signs Modeling Deal with L’Oreal For those of you who don’t know Axelle Despiegelaere, you’re about to. For those of you who watched the Belgians play during the World Cup, chances are you’re already familiar with Despiegelaere, whether you knew it or not. She was the gorgeous fan […]
So you’ve somehow gotten yourself into a situation where your penis has been severed. Don’t panic. Your soldier can be saved. Medicine has come a long way since the 1989 John and Lorena Bobbitt incident that brought national attention to penile severance. We have the technology. We can rebuild him. Just follow these steps and […]
Feminism. It’s not a new term, but in the last year, it’s exploded into a fiery blaze of misunderstood philosophy, bickering and general stupidity. Feminism itself is a nebulous term — what makes a feminist? What makes an anti-feminist? It’s a blurry line, further blurred by idiots on both sides. I’m all for feminism — […]
Over the years, I’ve attended many an orgy. Some have occurred spontaneously, the result of spur-of-the-moment, alcohol-induced, hormone-coerced decision making. These I call the “unprofessional” orgy. The kind that comes about organically, rising from the primordial stew of desire, slipping through the haze of martini sweat. I’ve been involved in a few of those, and […]
I remember my first happy ending. It was about as happy an ending as a Kubrick film. All excited to be getting my first ever rub-n-tug, 23-year-old me waited in the massage room, a barren cubicle with a concrete mattress and walls of paper. Then my masseuse came in, and the excitement drained out of […]