“He Never Called.” Let A Man Explain.

I typically write advice articles for men. But today I am pressed into duty to provide some much-needed advice to the opposite sex. So ladies, listen up. Because the truth bullets I’m about to discharge will sting, but they will also help you avoid scaring off a perfectly date-worthy man. Recently, a female friend brought […]

The Pic Dump That Got Us Through Monday

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We would have offed ourselves if not for these pics.  

Fugitive Steroid: The Pill Congress Couldn’t Ban

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The True Story Behind the Legal Steroid It’s 2005. A storm is brewing. Mark McGwire, the hero to so many baseball-mad kids with dreams of cranking a big homer, is on the stand in front of a series of Congressmen, alongside other major league sluggers. Why? For his involvement with anabolic steroids. The big question […]

The Hands-Down Sexiest World Cup Girls

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The Definitive Guide To The Hottest Chicks at the World Cup Ahhh, the World Cup. Every four years, this magical event brings us together to enjoy some drama, excitement and — perhaps most of all — beautiful women. There’s simply something extremely attractive about these exotic, passionate women, some wearing outlandish uniforms, some with simple flags […]

Axelle Despiegelaere: Everything You Need To Know (And See)

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Sexy Belgian Soccer Fan Spotted At World Cup Signs Modeling Deal with L’Oreal For those of you who don’t know Axelle Despiegelaere, you’re about to. For those of you who watched the Belgians play during the World Cup, chances are you’re already familiar with Despiegelaere, whether you knew it or not. She was the gorgeous fan […]

Boy Scout’s Guide To Reattaching Your Penis

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So you’ve somehow gotten yourself into a situation where your penis has been severed. Don’t panic. Your soldier can be saved. Medicine has come a long way since the 1989 John and Lorena Bobbitt incident that brought national attention to penile severance. We have the technology. We can rebuild him. Just follow these steps and […]

Top Lists: 13 God Tier Photoshoppers

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Ahhhh, photoshop. Making men look buffer and warp walls since the early 2000s. What a wonderful world we live in.                    More Ask Men Answers Top Lists

Top 10 List: The Dumbest Feminists

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Feminism. It’s not a new term, but in the last year, it’s exploded into a fiery blaze of misunderstood philosophy, bickering and general stupidity. Feminism itself is a nebulous term — what makes a feminist? What makes an anti-feminist? It’s a blurry line, further blurred by idiots on both sides. I’m all for feminism — […]

Tijuana Hookers: A Field Guide

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Gather ’round children, because today we’re going to learn about Tijuana hookers. When it comes to the sex tourism, Tijuana is a highly underrated destination. Tijuana has some major advantages that many men just don’t know about: Contrary to popular belief, the hookers are smokin’ hot. STD testing is mandatory. You get MAJOR bang for […]

The 6 creepiest sex dolls(You won’t believe #6 is real).

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Sex Dolls come in all shapes and sizes, from the uber-realistic, to the cartoonishly outlandish. But they all have one thing in common: they’re boundlessly weird. Here’s 5 home-made versions(including one that actually was produced and sold online for a short while) that run the gamut of creativity and creepiness. 1. The Severed Headgina Just […]