The 10 Hottest Teachers That Had Sex With Their Students

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Ten Sexy Teachers That Can Put Me In Detention Any Time. These are the kind of sizzling babes that Van Halen wrote about when they were wailing away in the 80s. Ready to get hot for teacher? Read on. 1. Amy McElhenny Amy McElhenney was indicted back in 2006 in Denton County, Texas, for having […]

Not Just Rape. The Woman Who Had Consensual Dolphin Sex.

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Is Dolphin Sex Becoming Normal? We’ve already (proudly) covered the topic of dolphin rape here at Ask Men Answers, but it appears that there’s another kettle of fish (yeah…) here that might surprise you: People have consensual, intentional sex with dolphins. Dolphin sex is real. Enter the story of Margaret Howe Lovatt, a researcher who, […]

Top 5: Celebrity Sex Tapes (#4 will make you pop)

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1. Paris Hilton Every male of pubescent age in the early 00s is sure to know this one. Also known by the supremely clever moniker “1 Night In Paris” (get it?), this relic of the Camcorder Age is truly a wonderful sight to behold for anyone looking for a dose of nostalgia. Although Ms. Hilton’s […]

New Film “Lucy” Asks: How Much of Our Brain Do We Really Use?

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“You only use 10% of your brain. Imagine what you could accomplish if you used the other 90%!” This is the premise of Scarlett Johansson’s new sci-fi action thriller, “Lucy,” opening July 25. Directed by Luc Besson (The Professional, The 5th Element), Johansson stars as the title character, forced to work as a drug mule […]

How to Get Hot Girls to Come To Your Orgy

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Over the years, I’ve attended many an orgy. Some have occurred spontaneously, the result of spur-of-the-moment, alcohol-induced, hormone-coerced decision making. These I call the “unprofessional” orgy. The kind that comes about organically, rising from the primordial stew of desire, slipping through the haze of martini sweat. I’ve been involved in a few of those, and […]

How To Get A Free Happy Ending

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I remember my first happy ending. It was about as happy an ending as a Kubrick film. All excited to be getting my first ever rub-n-tug, 23-year-old me waited in the massage room, a barren cubicle with a concrete mattress and walls of paper. Then my masseuse came in, and the excitement drained out of […]

How Much Cringe Can You Handle?

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Today, we’ve got a test. It’s a simple test, with simple rules. Below, you’ll see a series of pictures. These pictures we have assembled over years of innerweb scouting — they are, from years of searching, some of the most cringeworthy pictures we could find. Look through these pictures. If you’re able to pass by […]

Top 10 Funniest Wasted Gifs

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Wasted GIFs have been cracking us up all day here at the Ask Men Answers offices. If you’ve ever played Grand Theft Auto (III and on), you’ll recognize these GIFs. If you haven’t well, then you’ll have no idea. Whenever you die in GTA, the screen turns black and white, then red, with the words […]

The 3 Biggest Badasses In History

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You’re Not An Alpha. These Guys Are. You think you’re an alpha? Well, you’re not. The early 20th century was possibly the best time for men – an era filled with true alphas. This was a time where men were men – powerful, confident, honest and full of integrity. All of these qualities come as […]

The 10 Most Beautiful Neckbeards on the Internet

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Neckbeards. They’re gorgeous. Whether they’re defending athiesm, fapping, watching animus, fapping, thinking about chivalry, fapping and fapping, they always find a way to look their absolute best. Because everyone knows the best way to attract a wonderful girl that’s worth your time is by white-knighting, wearing fedoras, eating Taco Bell and having the beardiest neck […]