Find A Nymphomaniac

Find A Nymphomaniac

Sometimes you really should judge a book by its cover. If you’re on the prowl for a sexual dynamo, you don’t want to waste your time with uptight prudes or girls that are just going to lay there while you do all the work. It can take several dates before you get a woman in the bedroom, and if you’re looking for somebody that’s going to blow you like an escaped mental patient, this can be a costly and tedious process, trying to vet all of the candidates. You have to know what to look for in the first place. Here’s how to separate the cold fish from the hot tamales.

Wild eyes. The eyes are the windows to the soul, right? Whoever said that was probably talking about finding nymphomaniac chicks. If she’s got crazy eyes, she’s got potential.

Dresses like a slut. Is she showing off the goods? It’s probably because they’re for sale. Or at least for barter or trade. This isn’t always true though, as some women get off on being teases. Pay attention to how much she seems to be offering and displaying herself. If it’s in a “take me” kind of way, that’s good. If it’s more like, “do you want this” that’s bad. She’s probably just teasing you.

Has tattoos or body piercings. A pierced tongue is of course a huge giveaway that she is down to go downtown, if you know what I’m saying.

Seems emotionally needy. Girls that are in need of emotional reinforcement will sometimes seek this out through sex. They’ll find validation through pleasing you, which could lead to some of the best blow jobs you’ve ever had.

Energetic and up for anything. If she seems willing to do just about anything outside of the bedroom, the same will probably go for what happens inside of it. Women that are more daring and adventurous in their day to day lives will have more adventurous sex lives. Asking a girl if she’d ever go skydiving is almost the same as asking if she’ll try anal.

She comes from a religious background. Repression breeds revolt. It’s a stereotype because it’s true. Girls raised in overtly religious households are probably more likely to end up strippers than girls raised in more freewheeling environments.

Has other problems. If she’s got a drug problem or a weight problem or can’t hold down a job those might be good indicators that she has poor judgment and doesn’t think about consequences. Girls that “live in the moment” are usually up for anything as long as it will be a stimulating experience. These are the types of ladies that are more willing to experiment and go along for the ride.

Finding a woman that is a lunatic in the bedroom might seem like a great idea, but it should be obvious that these women are much more likely to cut your penis off and put it in the garbage disposal or hurl it from a speeding car than your normal, everyday girl-next-door. I guess that’s the price you pay. Caveat emptor, men. Buyer beware.


About Gerald Jeffers

Gerald Jeffers is an entertainment and men's health writer for Ask Men Answers. He holds a degree in Journalism from St. Paul University and has been with Ask Men Answers since 2011.

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