How to Get Hot Girls to Come To Your Orgy

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Over the years, I’ve attended many an orgy. Some have occurred spontaneously, the result of spur-of-the-moment, alcohol-induced, hormone-coerced decision making. These I call the “unprofessional” orgy. The kind that comes about organically, rising from the primordial stew of desire, slipping through the haze of martini sweat. I’ve been involved in a few of those, and they are amazing – raw, powerful entanglements that have yielded both pleasure and pain.

I say pain, because when the huffing and puffing settles down and the sun shines through blinds on the aftermath, there’s often some strange feelings that need to be untangled and worked through. And often it ends up with a strange air of empty confusion. In many cases, I’ve lost friends in such frenzies.

Then, there’s what I call the “professional orgy”, and in my opinion, this is the way to orgysize. These are the Eyes Wide Shut orgies, the ones with elaborate dress and themes, bastions of toys, lubes, binds, ropes, what-have-yous and what-haven’t-yous. I’ve seen buffets and burlesque dancers at these events, wine flowing and cheese sucking denizens plowing away in the glow of candlesticks, a veritable carnival in the name of Dionysus.

These professional orgies are thousand times better than the spontaneous combustion that is the unprofessional orgy, for a thousand reasons, and ultimately, these are the ones that the hot girls go to.

In general, the “professional orgy” setting is completely superior to the strange, confusing amateur. Better sex, less confusion, no worries and a great spread all in a comfortable setting — all of these are like lamps to moths for hot girls.  The unprofessional ones are where the slumdogs hang out.

If you can pull off the professional-level orgy, you’ll be able to have your pick of the litter when it comes to gorgeous women, regardless of what you look like. Here’s how.

Find a place with adequate space.

This may be the most important part of the process, believe it or not. To the uninitiated, you might think just a living room could work for an orgy, but that’s simply not the case.

You can pull this off if you don’t want hot girls, but people need space. They need room in all situations, but none moreso when you’re becoming intimate with strangers. Girls, especially hot ones, need a ton of space in general to feel comfortable. And comfort is the first step.

I’ve attended orgies in tiny spaces – and let me tell you, it’s overwhelming. I’ve also noticed that these small-space orgies have less good-looking people. Make sure you have enough space to accommodate the orgygoers.

Have no-sex spaces.

Going along with having enough space in general, have a safe space for people to calm down. You might think that people want to have sex the entire time, but again, these situations can be overwhelming at times. Create some spaces in your home where people can calm down and breathe a little.

Make your kitchen only for eating and drinking. Ensure that the bathroom is solely for urinating and defecating(on one’s own accord). Have the patio as an off-limits, clothes-on zone. These simple no-sex regions are great for ensuring the laid-back vibe that is integral to a good orgy.

Beautiful women, I find, need the ability to leave and breathe at will. If you don’t have no-sex spaces, they’re not sticking around.

Set rules and boundaries.

This, behind adequate space, is the most important part of planning your orgy. This is what divides the professional from the amateur, and it elevates the experience from awkward and scary to relaxing and fun.

Hot girls need this type of assurance to relax fully and allow you to reap the benefits. This gives them safety and a comfortable environment to express themselves.

Here are some classic rules:

Consent – this is the most important one. Ensure that there is complete and aggressive consent(soft okays are not okay) between both parties before attempting anything. This avoids a lot of heartache.

Safewords – Almost as important as consent — safewords are words that anyone can say at any time that will stop both parties immediately. This is crucial in cultivating a safe and relaxed environment for every party.

Leave no trace – no hickeys or anything that could be left on the body overnight. Spanking is okay as long as there is consent.

Condoms — Ensure they must be worn at all times, dams/gloves must be worn when requested.

Fluids — No cumming anywhere but in a condom. They must be dispensed immediately. New condoms must be used after cumming.

These are just some suggestions, but if you’re going to have a successful party, the first two are absolutely necessary to avoid problems. The others are pretty standard in the ones I’ve been involved in — and these are the ones that I consistently see where the attendees are gorgeous.

Stock Up On Supplies

Every good orgy has all of the materials taken care of before time. Get a metric fuckton of condoms, obviously. Lube is essential (stick with water-based so that everyone can use) as well. Tissues are a great idea. Towels and robes can be bring your own, or you can provide.

Then there’s food and drink. The only professional orgies I’ve been to that have skimped on this side of things have ended in unmitigated disaster. Think about it – people are exerting a lot of energy when engaged in night physics. If they don’t have the necessary nutrients to support such a workout, then they’ll naturally be in trouble. Always have booze on hand — it loosens the inhibitions.

Good-looking chicks, I find, will leave outright if they don’t see good food, or if there’s no booze for them to calm down with, they’ll be out of there quicker than you will when you’re left with Doris McGlennon, your 83-year-old neighbor who happened to sneak in the back door.

Find attendees

If you’re looking to start an orgy, chances are you’re already pretty comfortable with intimacy and meeting new people in general. Luckily for you, there are dozens of avenues to find possible attendees.

The big problem here is finding desirable combatants. There’s surely tons of women that you could include in your orgy but who wants the crazy cat lady with the skin rash and the wig? Nobody. But now that you have everything in place for a kick-ass orgy, finding sexy mistresses to take part is the easy part. Here’s how you can find voluptuous vixens to tickle your fancy.

Backpages – Backpages is the illicit craigslist. You can find anything here, from hookers to cocaine(all hidden behind such clever keywords as “energy powder” and “escorts). There’s no question you can find a score of good-looking girls for sale that will be more than willing to really stoke the flames of your professional level-orgy. I’ve hired girls of the night plenty of times, and they work as a last-resort and a fire starter. Don’t look down your nose at them, a professional sexer can be a huge asset, for many reasons…

Dating Sites – Plenty of Fish and OK Cupid are both great websites to find potential swingers and orgy enthusiasts. I personally have OK Cupid for the majority of my orgy invites. There’s tons of beautiful girls on there looking for some open, noncommittal fun with several partners. A lot of them will make that know in their profile. Some keywords I’ve keyed on are: “adventurous”, “open” and “looking to push my boundaries”. These are all flags that suggest that she might be open. Just ask — you’d be surprised at the response.

Social Media — This is the last resource I’d suggest you use to populate your paradise. I use this often, but e only because I’ve cultivated a good list of people who have attended my events before. So after a while of using the aforementioned groups, only then would I suggest going through Facebook to find people. It’s just difficult, and it’s probably going to come off weird. Throw a few successful shindigs first and then you’ll be able to use Facebook, Twitter, etc. to spread the word. Once you get a few good ones going, then this will be the way to go. Make sure you grab names and numbers from the hottest girls you meet at your orgies. It’ll be worth it in the long run.

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