Boy Scout’s Guide To Reattaching Your Penis

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So you’ve somehow gotten yourself into a situation where your penis has been severed. Don’t panic. Your soldier can be saved. Medicine has come a long way since the 1989 John and Lorena Bobbitt incident that brought national attention to penile severance. We have the technology. We can rebuild him. Just follow these steps and […]

Shrinkage: What Happens And Why

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You know the feeling. You get out of the pool or shower and you’re a little bit cold and you look down and notice that your manhood isn’t as big as it usually is. But how and why does shrinkage happen? You arms and legs don’t shrink when they get cold. The penis seems to […]

Considering Penis Piercing

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There are several things to consider if you are planning to pierce your penis or genitalia. Are you doing it for aesthetic reasons (looks) or for sex reasons? If it’s for aesthetic reasons, have you consulted a doctor to have your head examined? I’m just kidding. But no, seriously, you are a crazy person. If […]